前台小姐的英语八级

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自
> 己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
>
> 前台小姐：“Hello.”
>
> 老外：“Hi.”
>
> 前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
>
> 老外：“Can you speak english？”
>
> 前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
>
> 老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
>
> 前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have
> time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
>
> 老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
>
> 前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what
> thing？”
>
> 老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
>
> 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

“头不在”

好高的英语水平。。。

太强了，自愧不如！

唉,六级有这么简单就好了,我感觉英语通过考试的形式对英语学习一点好处都没有
不过又没有别的办法

狂晕！建议这个老外先考中文八级（不晓得有没有）然后再来听听呵呵

太可悲了？
到这份上，她也算个天才！！！

厉害啊
英语运用到了炉火纯情的地步了

就是三个字呀,"胆子大"!

看来我下一次考四级的时候就找这位美眉一定行的

有一个类似toefl的中文考试
给外国人考的

winter comes ,rendering the land cold but fresh wind~in this thanksgiving night~i want to say:"thank you ~all the friends who came into my life and help me .