ZT:史上超强的中英文互译~~~~~

we two who and who..

咱们两谁跟谁啊

if you tiger me . i have moutian you.

如果你虎我 。 我就山（删）你

you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝


you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！


one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

一个车过来 一个车过去 PENGPENG 人死

If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有。。。要命一条

American Chinese not enough

美。。。 中。。。不。。。足。。。。。

dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！


how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

no three no four

不三不死
tiger tiger horse horse

马马虎虎

know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知…

I call Li old big. toyear 25

我叫李老大，今年25。。

as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远

two bowl head

二锅头
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我这里也有一个版本。
1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then
say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知...

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son

can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you

face ,I turn my　face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

中国英语！！！！

老套！！！