[转帖]如何气死男人！（摘）

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I"d rather have the money.



HE: Hi. Didn"t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must"ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must"ve been given your share.



HE: Go on, don"t be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.


HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can"t talk and laugh at the same time.



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don"t you already have one?



HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I"ve already seen it.



HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven"t I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That"s why I don"t go there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

i just wanna say that is so funny! of course i mean the girl! dont angry boys!lol!

确实气死我了
我看不懂啊...........................

呵呵，要不我翻译一下？

i had the chinese before