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A Joke *You vs Your boss*

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发表于 2005-6-10 10:24:15 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority(超越权限).
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性).

When you take a stand(表态), you're being bull-headed(固执).
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original(独创的).

When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作).

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.



 楼主| 发表于 2005-6-15 15:28:08 | 显示全部楼层

re:为什么英语幽默都没有人看呢?

为什么英语幽默都没有人看呢?
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发表于 2005-6-16 22:50:02 | 显示全部楼层

re:水平有限~~

水平有限~~
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-6-17 09:04:16 | 显示全部楼层

re:我觉得不是很难啊 我英语也很烂的~!

我觉得不是很难啊
我英语也很烂的~!
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发表于 2005-6-17 10:13:44 | 显示全部楼层

re:哦,明白发呆这重事情做得好就叫酷做得...

哦,明白
发呆这重事情做得好就叫酷做得不好就加傻
异曲同工
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发表于 2005-6-20 22:32:45 | 显示全部楼层

re:看着字母有点眼晕! ;)

看着字母有点眼晕! ;)
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