地方生联盟幽默和灌水讨论区新编我的一生我出生在一个偏僻的小山村 <a onfocus=this.blur() href="http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391417593697873.jpg" target=_blank><IMG SRC="http://bbs.chi ...

大山发表于 2003-9-29 11:19:21

新编我的一生

我出生在一个偏僻的小山村 <a onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391417593697873.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391417593697873.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391417593697873.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391417593697873.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 因为父亲从事的职业 <a 
onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141802183393.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141802183393.jpg&quot</a>; 
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border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 所以家里比较凌乱 <a 
onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141811925781.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141811925781.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141811925781.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141811925781.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 家里也很穷 <a onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418191247983.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418191247983.jpg&quot</a>; 
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border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 小时候我营养不良，皮肤很黑 <a 
onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141820344014.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141820344014.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141820344014.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/20039141820344014.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 从小就长得很瘦小 <a 
onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418203946074.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418203946074.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418203946074.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418203946074.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 其实父亲是个世外高人，只是他深藏不露吧了 <a onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418214453975.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418214453975.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418214453975.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418214453975.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 他总是要抽出一点时间教导我，一个人还是要多学点东 
西 <a onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418222056035.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418222056035.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418222056035.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418222056035.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 我虽然长得瘦小一点，但是脑子还是不笨 <a onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418225722117.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418225722117.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418225722117.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418225722117.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 对什么东西都比较感兴趣。 <a 
onfocus=this.blur() 
href="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418235382479.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418235382479.jpg&quot</a>; 
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SRC="<a target=_blank href=http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418235382479.jpg&quot>http://bbs.chinesejia.com/UploadFile/200391418235382479.jpg&quot</a>; 
border=0 alt=按此在新窗口浏览图片 onload="javascript:if 
(this.width>screen.width-333)this.width=screen.width- 
333"></a> 老师出给我们迷宫的智力题目，同学们都没有做出来， 
我用很短的时间就完成了。 <a onfocus=this.blur() 
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大山发表于 2003-9-29 11:21:08

Re:新编我的一生

靠，删也删不掉，也不支持html

ljpxman 发表于 2003-9-29 11:25:24

Re:新编我的一生

没办法了

gasham 发表于 2003-9-29 12:47:06

Re:新编我的一生

老贴了,不过很经典~~~~~~~~

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