[转帖]如何气死男人！（摘）
HE: Can I buy you a drink? <br><br>
SHE: Actually I"d rather have the money. <br>
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HE: Hi. Didn"t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? <br>
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SHE: Must"ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. <br>
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HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? <br>
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SHE: I must"ve been given your share. <br>
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HE: Go on, don"t be shy. Ask me out. <br>
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SHE: Okay, get out. <br>
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HE: I think I could make you very happy. <br>
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SHE: Why? Are you leaving? <br>
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HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? <br>
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SHE: Nothing. I can"t talk and laugh at the same time. <br>
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HE: Can I have your name? <br>
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SHE: Why? Don"t you already have one? <br>
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HE: Shall we go see a movie? <br>
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SHE: I"ve already seen it.<br>
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HE: Where have you been all my life? <br>
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SHE: Hiding from you. <br>
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HE: Haven"t I seen you some place before? <br>
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SHE: Yes. That"s why I don"t go there anymore. <br>
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HE: Is this seat empty? <br>
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SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.<br>
re:i just wanna say tha...
i just wanna say that is so funny! of course i mean the girl! dont angry boys!lol!re:确实气死我了 我看不懂啊........
确实气死我了<br>我看不懂啊...........................re:呵呵，要不我翻译一下？
呵呵，要不我翻译一下？re:i had the chinese be...
i had the chinese before
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