世界不过是一个蛋（三）-幽默和灌水

simgenes 发表于 2005-6-30 03:00:05

世界不过是一个蛋（三）

在家闷着心里就像长了草~~ 
 
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于是晚上我决定去一个叫中新天地的蛋蛋酒巴~~ 
 
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待应生站在一个啤酒桶后面问我喝点什么~~ 
 
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啤酒，我说~~ 
 
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没想到他给我拿的是扎啤，好象里面还有酒精~~ 
 
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很快我就微有醉意，“给我个柠檬”我对啤酒桶待应生说~~ 
 
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这时候走过来一个女人，“可以请我喝一杯吗”，她问~~ 
 
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我但然要保持男人应有的风度，“当然”，我回答~~但她却只喝了一点 
 
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她用深情的眼光看着我，令我神迷意乱~~ 
 
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不知是因为那天我没戴眼镜~~ 
 
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还是她的衣服太过性感~~ 
 
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我心中的罪恶慢慢丝长~~ 
 
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想XXX的毒蛇破壳而出，诱我吞掉这个女人 
 
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给我你的手机号码吧！，以后可以联系，我对她说~~ 
 
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“不要以后了，就要今天吧！”她对我说~ 
于是出门，她叫车 
目基地竟然是——Hoetl~ 
 
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我惊讶的眼睛还没有闭上，她已经脱的只剩下小库库~~ 
 
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OH my God！真是个火辣的女孩，我迫不及待的跟了上去~ 
“等”她说：“第一要安全”！ 
虽然有一点点不爽，但为了大家的健康，我同意了~ 
 
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激情过后，我有些疲倦了~ 
 
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她很温柔的躺在我的臂弯中~~ 
 
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“此你就是我的老公了：她说~ 
”不会吧“我的心里暗道~~ 
 
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”你说：我是不是你的天使？“ 
”……“ 
 
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”不回答，今天有你的好看！看来刚才的腾云驾雾还不够吧”~~ 
 
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“你看人家一夜七次郎，你的努力达到他的标准，来！” 
“……”......“饶了我吧！~~~ 
 
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”天啊，我不行了！“~~ 
我要吐血而亡了~ 
 
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”就算你粉身碎骨也饶不了你！“ 
 
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健康的我 
充满活力的我 
热爱艺术的我 
前途无限的我 
倒在一个女人的身下~~ 
也许 
如果不是这一夜 
我会变成一个健康的小鸡~ 
 
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但是我的脑袋在这一夜锈逗了，成了他的裙下之亡魂~ 
 
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没有了我的世界，依旧转动~ 
但我已经感受不到了~ 
用生命换来的短暂欢乐 
让我悔之莫及~ 
下辈子 
我不在放荡。 
 
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malijun_cc 发表于 2005-7-24 21:18:33

re:好

好

花落水流 发表于 2005-7-25 13:58:27

re:不错哦好喜欢

不错哦 
好喜欢

孤云流沙 发表于 2005-7-25 16:10:09

re:恩很不错

恩很不错

故人发表于 2005-7-25 17:49:52

re:经典

经典

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