A Joke *You vs Your boss*
When you take a long time, you're slow.<br>When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. <br>
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When you don't do it, you're lazy.<br>
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.<br>
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When you make a mistake, you're an idiot(蠢货).<br>
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. <br>
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When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority（超越权限）.<br>
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative(创造性). <br>
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When you take a stand（表态）, you're being bull-headed（固执）.<br>
When your boss does it, he's being firm. <br>
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When you overlooked a rule of etiquette(礼貌), you're being rude.<br>
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original(独创的). <br>
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When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping(拍马屁).<br>
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative(合作). <br>
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When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.<br>
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. <br>
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When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.<br>
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. <br>
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When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.<br>
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked. <br>
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re:为什么英语幽默都没有人看呢？
为什么英语幽默都没有人看呢？re:水平有限~~
水平有限~~re:我觉得不是很难啊 我英语也很烂的~！
我觉得不是很难啊 <br>我英语也很烂的~！
re:哦,明白发呆这重事情做得好就叫酷做得...
哦,明白<br>发呆这重事情做得好就叫酷做得不好就加傻<br>
异曲同工
re:看着字母有点眼晕！ ；）
看着字母有点眼晕！ ；）
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