寒林暮雪 发表于 2005-6-10 10:23:21

一个笑话 *Men vs Women*

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<br>
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. <br>
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br>
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. <br>
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br>
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot &amp; not try to understand her at all. <br>
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<br>
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. <br>
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A woman has the last word in any argument.<br>
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <br>
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A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.<br>
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. <br>
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.<br>
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. <br>
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A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.<br>
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. <br>
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寒林暮雪 发表于 2005-6-17 09:10:21

re:我辛辛苦苦发上来大家居然没有人看...

我辛辛苦苦发上来<br>
大家居然没有人看<br>
好失望啊~！

山麓 发表于 2005-6-17 10:16:06

re:俺在看呐~~

俺在看呐~~

寒林暮雪 发表于 2005-6-17 12:03:52

re:thanks~~!

thanks~~!

dhyMs 发表于 2005-6-17 14:54:50

re:哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 就是看不懂哦

哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑<br>就是看不懂哦

副班长 发表于 2005-6-17 15:13:51

re:have a special opini...

have a special opinion

kobe-leo 发表于 2005-10-10 00:59:57

re:8错8错!!!估计大部分人看不懂~~...

8错8错!!!<br>
估计大部分人看不懂~~<br>
哪天我把它翻过来,跟帖的绝对海了去了....

妮妮 发表于 2005-9-30 08:39:07

re:c'est bien!!!

c'est bien!!!

一根筷子 发表于 2005-10-1 03:53:26

re:男女有别

男女有别

xtl5411485 发表于 2006-7-9 00:15:38

bu

看不懂！<br>
英语四级今年抄答案都弄错了 哈哈
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